Have You Had You Poo Today?

​Nah!  Don’t wanna.
Can’t be bothered.

What!

Why would you want to carry THAT around all day?

Sometimes you just gotta let things go!!!

Did you hear that story about the two monks walking through a very busy city in China? Thousands of people, rickshaws, cars, everywhere. It had been raining and there were HUGE puddles on the roads and walkways. They passed by a very wealthy lady sitting in her rickshaw, her servants standing holding all ALL her packages – with no hands left to assist her off the rickshaw, and over a deep puddle, completely surrounding the rickshaw.

The older monk, sized it all up, went through the puddle, lifted the lady out of the rickshaw and on to dry land. She flinched herself, stuck her nose high and scuffled off.

The two moved through the crowds and out of the city.

Until the young monk had had enough! He spoke loudly and angrily at the old monk.

“What did you do that for?”
“We do NOT touch woman”
“And, she was MOST ungrateful – even nasty to you!!!”

The old monk walked a few steps, then, slowly, and softly replied
“I put her down several miles back”
“When  ……………………………………….      
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Have you had your poo today?